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segunda-feira, 24 de outubro de 2011

Top 10 Solutions to improve Portuguese economy



As we all are aware (who cares) Portugal faces a crises never seen before, mostly thanks to corruption.

Also, it's interesting how Portuguese rather sit back and have someone "fighting" for them instead of doing it themselves... Well, the only thing Portuguese are good for is complaining and being ignorant...

Portugal could move from its €485 minimum wage and its 23% taxes on goods for at least a €1000 minimum wage and 15% on taxes if we would be in willing to do the follow:

Please note that this are only my TOP 10 Solutions, there are plenty more:

1 - No public official's wages should be higher than our President of the Republic's salary, which is €10.000 (pretty high for a guy that does nothing all day long anyway...)

2 - No public official should receive more than 1 (one) retirement pension... in Portugal there are WAY too may situations in which a person receives 3 pensions and all of them are over €5.000...

3 - Kick IMF - International Monetary Fund - (FMI) out of Portugal!

4 - No immigrant or non-immigrant should be entitled to receive subsidies of €500 if they have never worked and payed taxes in Portugal (or EU country) in their lives...

5 - The people who are fairly entitled to these subsides should not be receiving them if they are unemployed for over 3 months, and if they cannot find a job within this period, they should keep receiving the subsides ONLY as long as they would do communitary work (cleaning the streets, forests and so on... * NO FANCY JOBS * if they have no experience nor brains to forfiet the tasks and duties respectively.

6 - Being a congressman/assemblyman SHOULD NOT be a profession, therefore, this kin of politician should not be paid to be sitting on their asses pretending they are trying to improve Portugal...

In Portugal, an assemblyman is paid €3.708 (start salary) + benefits and has to work 8 years only in order to retire with his FULL pension (unf*ck*n'belivable if you ask me). Also, they very often (if not ALWAYS) do what I've mentioned in point #2.

7 - Kick IMF - International Monetary Fund - (FMI) out of Portugal!

8 - Have all Politicians (since 1986) returning all the money they've stolen from us!

9 - Never aid Banks again and make sure that they are not allowed to open bankrupcy, EVER AGAIN!

10 - Have the Military Forces NOT being paid for being sitting on their asses all day long... playing cards and watching TV (yes, that is what happens in Portugal, yeah, it is Taxes Money as well!).

Since our Polices Forces are living, walking targets, lets have the Military handling the crime in the cities. Shoot first, ask questions later.

quinta-feira, 21 de abril de 2011

Long time no see...



That's right, long time no see. I have been away from my country for about almost 3 years.
Yes lads, tough luck... or maybe not!

Portugal might not be the best country of them all, actually is rather sappy and did not develop a bit... though I still do love its old ways and retrogressive society, in a broody and sarcastic way, it is my country after all!

Amazingly, and yet regarding the previous information, this country does surprise me. You see, I've been told (and by the way, literally, frightened to death, specially by the news) that Portugal was jobless, and hopeless... well, it is partially true. The thing is, as you'll come to understand, the situation is only "bad" because people don't really move their asses... (oops, "A" word, one of many yet to come).

So, here I was, scared with the thought that my home city, for example, could have been burnt to its foundations, that every people I knew was begging on the streets and selling crack... or my thought wasn't this dramatic, per say, but I was indeed worried that all environments which were familiar to me had been drastically changed.

I must say, that I didn't find the situation as bad as they made me picture it, I could find a good job after 2 weeks, while some people are out there jobless for 2 years... hmm... that's interesting. The funny part is that, I didn't even had to try! Look, I have no degrees, high school was the furthest I managed to go (lack of "time" aka "€") though, I can fucking get a good job, and trust me, within my search I have found over 5000 jobs in which they are offering the minimum wage (which is not THAT bad) and ask for no experience at all... something smells really fishy in this country. People fancy it better to stay at home getting money from the State instead of getting a job.. MOVE, YOU FUCKING JACKASSES!

Well, apparently, the only thing that changed was... nothing! The government is still fucking us all in the ass and people are still not doing anything about it. Why? Because:

A) They have gotten "used to it" and therefore there is no point, they think, in moving their asses! Basically they are being merely lazy bastards, as always, and change isn't really motivational for them;

and

1) Obviously, our government sucks... and then he comes (the Prime Minister with the fake Engineering Degree) and tells us all: "We have to increase taxes because the country is in regression". Dear PM, I believe you should pay more attention to the billionaire salaries and pensions that your buddies are getting directly out of MY FUCKING POCKET!

Have you EVER consider that, perhaps, 25.000 € is a bit TOO FUCKING MUCH for someone who's doing SHIT all day?

The salaries and pensions below are regarding the public sector, please note that the current minimum wage in Portugal is around 485 € and that, besides being the minimum wage. it is also de average wage for an average Portuguese citizen:

You all know TAP right? Personally, I love it, is the best airline I could travel on, seriously, travelling with TAP makes me like Portugal a little bit more. TAP is an emblematic company in the public sector, surprisingly, or not, its President has a monthly wage of 45.000 €. WooHoo!!

We have all read, at least, about CGD - Caixa Geral de Depósitos, this is, in the State enterprise sector, the company that generates more profits, it happens to be my bank as well and I must say that I am rather satisfied with their services. Oh yeah, but the point here are the salaries, so... the President's monthly salary is 40.000 €. Nice...! Ah, almost forgot to mention its vice-president who's salary is 39.000 €, good pals it seems!

Now, we have CTT, Portuguese Mailing Services. What can I say about it, oh I know, it has no organization at all, I'm surprised they don't lose the keys for the Post Offices... What a lame excuse for a public service... Ok, ok, I'll jump to the President's wage already, 21.000 €/month.

According to the statistics, the average amount is 1.360 € for retired people, how great does it sound? Good right?! Now, the question is:

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE if more than 70 % of the retired population receives less than 500 € ?!!

- No, it is not a trick question.

Just do the maths, would you? Let me give you a hint, the statistics are correct! And I believe you know why, already...

So, if 1 person gets 300 € and another gets 50.000 € as its pension, lets calculate, shall we:

300 + 50.000 = 50.300 € ( I needed a calculator for this)
50.3000 / 2 = 25.150 € (don't try this at home)

What does this lead us to? A completely fucked up, worthless, lame ass, correct statistic.

Ok, enough showing my logical skill... As you may read in the following link, there was a raise in the pensions... though, this does not apply to all Portuguese citizens (unfortunately is written in Portuguese, but thanks technology, there's Google) :

http://www.rr.pt/informacao_detalhe.aspx?fid=1128&did=152152


Another thing, did you know that?

- If you become a assemblyman over here you have to work only for 8 years and get your FULL pension, when all the other mortals have to work until they DIE so they can bring 80 % of their salaries as a pension.

- If you have had a post as a politician (anywhere in the country, doing... well, who knows what) you can also retire with your full salary as a pension in a few years. Oh, and the cherry on top of the cake is that, they can "accumulate" pensions, like, for instances, if you have been a mayor, and if you have been a congressman, and a teacher, you can have all the political pensions plus the regular non-political one. How cool is that?

Bottom line, why are these people getting THIS MUCH? Ah well...

Apologies for sounding like a mumbling pissed off old lady, as always, but I am( undoubtedly) PISSED OFF already, and I have been here for less than a month...


Thank you for reading, if that happens at all ^^